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acecalhoun:
my front door is locked thrice, but a few minutes ago someone stood outside of it and tried to unlock it with some keys. I turned off all the lights and stood on the other side of it. What if the keys had worked and all three locks popped open? Maybe he or she would like a cup of tea. I hope peanuts kill me. Sometimes I feel so small I want to die.
I was steaming a suit in my...
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