E=STFU: Einstein's demands upon his wife. Genius!

• CONDITIONS
• You will make sure:
• that my clothes and laundry are kept in good order;
• that I will receive my three meals regularly in my room;
• that my bedroom and study are kept neat, and especially that my desk is left for my use only.
• You will renounce all personal relations with me insofar as they are not completely necessary for social reasons. Specifically, You will forego:
• my sitting at home with you;
• my going out or travelling with you.
• You will obey the following points in your relations with me:
• you will not expect any intimacy from me, nor will you reproach me in any way;
• you will stop talking to me if I request it;
• you will leave my bedroom or study immediately without protest if I request it.
• You will undertake not to belittle me in front of our children, either through words or behavior.